WordPress tells me what Google searches people conduct that lead them here. I’ve seen some good ones (“men on crazy bitch relationship”, along with a few about braless jogging and Patti Stanger’s boobs), but ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner:
“mistress explosive bowel movement”
There are no words.
On a different topic entirely, I had a conversation [...]
Archive for April, 2009
On being happy for your friends. Also, on finding this blog through Google.
Posted in Friends on April 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Lazy Sunday links
Posted in Articles I think you should read, Links on April 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
iVillage’s Guy decoder, courtesy of L
9 things Maxim taught me about women. Not me, of course. I already know everything there is to know about women.
Book Review: Why He Didn’t Call You Back
Posted in Book Review, Dating, Self-Help on April 23, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I think I’m going to amass an embarrassing collection of dating advice books if I keep these reviews up. I’m like Bridget Jones, only not a fictional overweight British smoker. I see it this way: When I meet the right guy, I can do a ritual book burning. Or at least donate them to a [...]
Don’t rub it in.
Posted in Links, Smug Marrieds on April 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Here’s a wonderful site that compiles hilarious, sappy Facebook status updates written by people who have nothing better to do than reinforce their love for their significant other publicly: http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/
And the companion site, for parents who like to chronicle the lives of their offspring, from the ultrasounds to their first explosive bowel movement: http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/
On behalf [...]
I am not telling you anything you don’t already know
Posted in Dating, Miscellaneous Advice, Relationships, Self-Help on April 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The thing about giving dating advice is this: This simpler, the better. If he didn’t call, he’s not interested. If you’re staring at each other from across the room at a party, you should walk over and talk already. If you’re going for a jog, wear a bra. Okay, that last one wasn’t dating advice, [...]
Gimme some sugar
Posted in Articles I think you should read on April 13, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I’m back, just in time to read an article from the New York Times magazine about a dating site specifically aimed at sugar daddies and young women who seeking to trade companionship for money. It’s a bit unnerving, these women basically prostituting themselves to pay the rent or tuition, and these men cheating on their [...]
I interrupt this hiatus to bring you a public service announcement
Posted in Come Here Often's Rules for Living on April 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Okay, I’m going on vacation soon, I swearz, and this isn’t remotely dating-related. But a friend of mine who blogs mentioned in one of her posts that she thinks one’s blog should be about 97% on topic, and 3% random. I’ve earned my 3%.
I was walking home from the train station when a jogging woman [...]
Holiday hiatus
Posted in Articles I think you should read on April 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
No posts for the next week or so while I’m out of town. Happy Passover and Easter to all who are celebrating!
In the meantime, here’s one for the gents. Apparently you have biological clocks, too! Think about that the next time you wuss out on asking for a girl’s number, thinking you’ll find someone eventually [...]
Timing is everything. Or is it?
Posted in Dating, Miscellaneous Advice, Relationships, Self-Help on April 1, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I was talking with a co-worker today who will be going on maternity leave this summer. During that time, our company will be working on some major projects that ordinarily would fall under her wing, but other people will be stepping up to cover for her. She has no guilt. Some people think the world [...]
