Tonight, a friend of mine shared a genius theory. She calls it the “Stupid Asshole/Crazy Bitch Spectrum.” Basically, assuming that in their worst states, men are stupid assholes and women are crazy bitches, the continuum would look like this:
Stupid Asshole——–The Middle——–Crazy Bitch
If, in a relationship, one person is peachy keen while the other one is being a stupid asshole (sleeping with hookers) or a crazy bitch (repeatedly accusing the boyfriend of, say, sleeping with hookers when he’s actually not), the peachy-keen person might want to end things. But if the guy and girl are both moving to their ends of the spectrum, they need to talk it out and, as my friend says, bring it back to the middle. Return to the relatively neutral state where, for the most part, you respected and trusted each other.
You come up with the best stuff at parties.
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